Advice from Children

November 29, 2011 by accepa

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick Age 4
When your Dad is angry and asks you “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him. – Anette Age 8
Never tell your Mom that her diet doesn’t work. – Michael Age 7
When your Mom is angry at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Tanya Age 5
Puppies still have bad breath even when you give them a tic tac. – Tracy Age 7
Don’t hold the dust buster next to the cat. – Andrew Age 4
Felt markers should not be used as lipstick. – Naomi Age 4
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding your baseball bat. – Joel Age 6
Don’t get talked into eating prunes or drinking prune juice. – Randy Age 7
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Lauren Age 5
Don’t try to baptize your cat. – Ellen Age 3
When you have a bad grade in school, wait until your Mom is on the phone to
show it to her. – Kelly Age 7
If you want a kitten, start by asking for a pony. – Heather Age 6
Don’t ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato. – Jennifer Age 5
If someone is cutting your hair, don’t sneeze. – Robert Age 3