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Archives for January 2013
Hearing in court
January 18, 2013 by
(Author Unknown) These are things people actually said in court, word for word. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten? Q: How […]
Heart of watermelon
January 17, 2013 by
(Author Unknown) When I was a kid in Minnesota, watermelon was a delicacy. One of my father’s buddies, Bernie, was a prosperous fruit-and-vegetable wholesaler, who operated a warehouse in St. Paul. Every summer, when the first watermelons rolled in, Bernie would call. Dad and I would go to Bernie’s warehouse and take up our positions. […]
The Ideal husband
January 10, 2013 by
(Author Unknown) There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.” “Sugar!” “Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I am at the mall […]
Christmas Party 2012
January 8, 2013 by
The Splendid 2012 Christmas Party held on 9 December 2012 was jointly organised by ACCEPA, Canberra Australasian Christian Church (CACC) and ACT Chinese Australian Association (ACTCAA). Click SL to watch slide show; click FS for full screen.
Tuggeranong Festival 2012
January 6, 2013 by
The Children, Youth and Adult Dance Groups of ACCEPA again performed at the Tuggeranong Festival this year on 1 December 2012. The costumes for the dance program “Peaceful Night” were sponsored by IMB Community Foundation as part of ACCEPA’s “Happy Singing and Dancing” Project. Other costumes were sponsored by the Multicultural Grants Program. The five programs […]
The New English
January 4, 2013 by
(Author Unknown) The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would […]